Reasons To Watch The Avengers ;D

Here I am at home trying to find a reason to live this day and make it more worthwhile than yesterday which I think is a pretty hard feat since yesterday I went to watch 'The Freakiest Awesomest Avengers'!!!!!

HAIL THE SPONSORS FOR THROWING AWAY A BUCKETLOAD OF MONEY FOR US MERE MORTALS IN ORDER WE CAN GIVE THEM OUR MONEY SO THEY CAN WASTE IT ONCE MORE ON MOVIES LIKE THIS!!!

Which I'm sure I sound like I'm complaining but truthfully;; I'm feeling far too satisfied to resort to those emotional outbursts.

Here's a barrage of my hyper-ventilated state::

In the the car while going to the cinema

Still in the car but this one's a little special cause we finally caught Mr camera-shy-Driver!!! IN case you're wondering that's Liam Hemsworth. You know;; my brother? (*cue flaring nostrils)

Ohh this is me during the peak of my condition. It's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight before the movie starts. 

Aaaaaaand guess when the movie starts??

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At freaking 9.10PM!!!! On  A Sunday night!!!!!

And it ends a bit over 11 and that's the point I'm trying to make over here!!! 

This incident had made me realized one thing:: I love being a lepasan SPM. It rocks!!! If I know I can go out at night to watch movies and some special time bonding with my brother and cousin after I finish SPM beforehand;; I swear I'll definitely make a fake id so I can take it sooner. Thus earning my extended curfew sooner.

Ohh yeah I'm making an effort to promote the practically the awesomest movie of the year.

So;; 

 WHY DO YOU ABSOLUTELY (NO DONT EVEN DEFINITELY MAYBE ME!!!) HAVE TO WATCH The Avengers?


1.    Why not??


Which really;; needs no explanation or fine script because I mean exactly what I said.


2.   Witty dialogue filled with sarcastic humor.

Honestly;; The Avengers don't pretend to be anything it's not. Watching superhero movies you will realize that these superheroes have this principle and philosophy based on a morale that's deteriorating in today's modern society which is 'We have to take of each other yeah?' and tend to take their job of saving the world too seriously and rarely flash their pearlies to the camera.


But The Avengers are proudly being self-mocking and even can make fun of their costumes!!


For example there's this scene where Captain America was preparing to jump off a jet manned by Black Widow and Agent Phil;; because  Loki was airnapped by Thor whom suddenly jumped on the jet after a bout of lightning and he jumped off soon after. Ironman was on board too;; and immediately went for the two Asgardians' tail. That's why Captain America grabbed a parachute bag because well;; Ironman is about as polite as a dog. And a dog thrown together with a king and a royal runaway is never a good mix. Words will be exchanged;; and sarcastic ones at that.


Black Widow:: "You better stay out of this. I mean those people are legends they're practically gods!"


Captain America:: "For me;; there's only one god." (*He puts on his parachute backpack) "And as far as I know he's not dressed like that."


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I TOTALLY GET YOUR POINT MR CAPTAIN AMERICA!!


I mean;; look at what Thor and Loki deemed appropriate to appear in the public eye in!!

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Though really Captain America shouldn't be one to talk since he's the one that have an A on his forehead.

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Anyways their costumes aside;; another scene that get the whole cinema erupts in laughter is the one which Thor was doing negotiations with Black Widow;; Captain America and I think Ironman was present then too.

They were discussing about Loki whom have been locked in a cage and what to do with him. Thor wants to take him back to Asgard  because well;; Loki's his brother and Asgard is supposed to be his home.

Thor:: "You can't treat him like a mere mortal he's my brother!"

Black Widow:: "Your brother killed more than 80 people in the time frame of two days."
This is when Thor shrugs and said sheepishly;; "He's adopted."

HILARIOUS!!!

Throughout the movie I just kept laughing and anticipating the next punch line.

It's a really funny movie;; seriously!

3.    The realistic plotline

Aliens and the typical  invading the world storyline aside;; it has one of the most believable tale in superhero movie realm. In here;; the superheroes do save the world because of their sense of moral;; but they're a bunch of arrogant asses that doesn't like the idea of working together because all of them believed they should be the leaders. 

1.You got Thor who's a king and have that mighty hammer that rightously so could make a person have a little bit of a superiority complex. 

2. Then you have Captain America;; who was the first super soldier and was treated like a deity in his homeland;; being featured in tv numerous times and having girls flocking to him left right and center. 

3. There's also Ironman who's a millionaire;; philanthropist;; genius and not to forget notorious womanizer. Can anyone say he have troubles giving public speeches??

4. There's also Doctor Banner who have anger management issues and seriously need to date a psychiatrist;; who happens to be the infamous Hulk whom is pretty much unstoppable since he's kinda invincible. (He tried to commit suicide:: isn't that a clear sign he should DEFINITELY see a shrink??)

5. Ahhh I love Scarlett Johansson. She played Natasha Romanoff with enough charm she could even seduce Obama away from his first lady. She's called Black Widow and is a very cunning woman who is very good at retrieving information. Generally she's amiable enough.

6. I think he should be in the list too?? A guy named Legolas I think;; whom uses a bow and high technology arrows who have impeccable aim and such cool poses!! I LOVE HIM!! He's all about style. Well his personality is not really a problem;; the problem is that he got controlled after only pretty much ten minutes into the movie.

Doesn't the scriptwriters did a wonderful job on the characters?? I love the actors too;; their efforts definitely show through. Ironman is especially charming albeit a little annoying. That tongue of his should be sandpapered blunt.

There's always something happening in the movie;; you wouldn't get bored. And there's enough twists in it to make you go from laughing one minute and gasping in realization the next second.

4.    The Eye Candy

I don't know about you;; but I definitely find Scarlett Johanson in a leather onesie attractive. And I like looking at her close-ups cause she's so DAMNED PURTYYYYYYY!!! 

Ohh and you have Captain America whaaaat?? If you like the clean cut guy next-door types. Those guys that mothers beg their daughters to marry. 

And there's the testosterone charged mighty Thor. He's the kind of guy that girls are attracted to but their mothers abhorred.

Don't forget the wonderful Robert Downey Jr. Hmmmm if you like the old rich guy type...??

Hulk is also on the list! If you like your guys untamed and... hairy. Hey I'm not judging!

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Seee??????

I gave you four very good reasons and even elaborate with such loving detail on every reason!!

So go watch the movie NOW!!!