Bread Pudding Talk

Assalamualaikum peepers and stalkers!

The most essential food humans need is bread.

And rice;; tapiocas and Qilowtt's awesome 20 cent a piece cookies.

If you have been trapped inside a prison in Vietnam and have been drinking urine water for a week and eating nil;; you should totally eat BREAD NOW because do you wanaa DIE of de-eat-ation?!!

NO!!

So;; eat bread NOW!!

And;; eating just plain bread is PFFT so 

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So dear peepers and stalkers;; let's 

Bread Pudding Talk!!!

You know how people have nicknames?

Bread Pudding's more glamorous name is The Poor Man's Pudding!

IT's because back in the days only poor people eat this thing.

Seriously.

So;; ingredients::

1. A pack of Gardenia bread (awesome texture_)

2. A tin of thick creamer

3. 4 big spoons of butter

4. 2 teaspoons of vanilla essence

5. 2 eggs

6. Raisins or whatever you want -e prunes / hazelnuts / strawberries - whatev!

7. Fresh milk.

So;; how to ::

1. TEAR the whole pack of bread! Yes;; that guy's nose  looks like a beak. Yes;; that girl that cheat with your bf has gotten plastis surgery! And yes;; Justin Bieber doesnNt deserve Selena Freaking Gomez!! 

TEAR!! DESTROY!!

2. After you guys calm down;; scoop 4 spoons of butter and put them in a bowl.

3. Then put the bowl inside a BIGGER bowl half-filled with hot water. You want to melt them.

4. Then hit the eggs and pour the now liquid butter (which would look like animal fat and gleecerol) and 2 teaspoons of essence vanilla into the compound.

5. Pour the thick creamer - the whole thing (oh;; minus the tin.) - into a huge bowl - the one with all your teared bread. Let it rot in there! 

:D 

Haha I mean;; just let it be. You'll want the bread all squishy and heavy and filled with milk.

6. Add like 2 glasses of fresh milk too. 

Do you guys know that milk comes from the cows' blood platelet?

We're axctually vampires!

;P

7. Anyway;; add 1 glass of hot water and a half glass of cold water. No kidding this is actually inside the recipe.

8. When the fat bread filled with milk had cooled;; add in the bowl of fat+gleecerol+vanilla essence+eggs into the bread thingy.

9. Pour the awesome-smelling concoction into a loyang.

10.Set the oven at 180 degree for half an hour

11.Tertib yea!

This is going to be awesome.

I know so.

;P