Showing posts with label awesome. Show all posts
Showing posts with label awesome. Show all posts

Friday, May 20, 2011

Bread Pudding Talk

Assalamualaikum peepers and stalkers!


The most essential food humans need is bread.
And rice;; tapiocas and Qilowtt's awesome 20 cent a piece cookies.

If you have been trapped inside a prison in Vietnam and have been drinking urine water for a week and eating nil;; you should totally eat BREAD NOW because do you wanaa DIE of de-eat-ation?!!

NO!!

So;; eat bread NOW!!

And;; eating just plain bread is PFFT so 

B
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!!

So dear peepers and stalkers;; let's 

Bread Pudding Talk!!!

You know how people have nicknames?

Bread Pudding's more glamorous name is The Poor Man's Pudding!

IT's because back in the days only poor people eat this thing.

Seriously.

So;; ingredients::

1. A pack of Gardenia bread (awesome texture_)
2. A tin of thick creamer
3. 4 big spoons of butter
4. 2 teaspoons of vanilla essence
5. 2 eggs
6. Raisins or whatever you want -e prunes / hazelnuts / strawberries - whatev!
7. Fresh milk.

So;; how to ::

1. TEAR the whole pack of bread! Yes;; that guy's nose  looks like a beak. Yes;; that girl that cheat with your bf has gotten plastis surgery! And yes;; Justin Bieber doesnNt deserve Selena Freaking Gomez!! 
TEAR!! DESTROY!!

2. After you guys calm down;; scoop 4 spoons of butter and put them in a bowl.

3. Then put the bowl inside a BIGGER bowl half-filled with hot water. You want to melt them.

4. Then hit the eggs and pour the now liquid butter (which would look like animal fat and gleecerol) and 2 teaspoons of essence vanilla into the compound.

5. Pour the thick creamer - the whole thing (oh;; minus the tin.) - into a huge bowl - the one with all your teared bread. Let it rot in there! 

:D 

Haha I mean;; just let it be. You'll want the bread all squishy and heavy and filled with milk.

6. Add like 2 glasses of fresh milk too. 

Do you guys know that milk comes from the cows' blood platelet?

We're axctually vampires!

;P

7. Anyway;; add 1 glass of hot water and a half glass of cold water. No kidding this is actually inside the recipe.

8. When the fat bread filled with milk had cooled;; add in the bowl of fat+gleecerol+vanilla essence+eggs into the bread thingy.

9. Pour the awesome-smelling concoction into a loyang.

10.Set the oven at 180 degree for half an hour

11.Tertib yea!

This is going to be awesome.
I know so.

;P








Saturday, July 3, 2010

Crazy makeup

Harajuku;; Japan.

A place where everything is possible.

Especially makeup

XDDDD

ENJOY!!!

The byword:: imagination && fantasy.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Crazy Tuesday!!!! XDDDDDD



I brought my camera to school.
I know it's risky;; but I love it!
This was not the first time I brought something unallowed to school;; but I still feel like the first-year students in middle high.
Th prefects are soooooooo scary back then.
XD

Sai looked soooooooooooooooooooooo cute in both the pictures!!! XD
Isn't she adorable????




So;; the reason why I was so eager to break one of the most important school rules was;; there's this friend I have;; Tsukiyai. She plays the guitar and she have a class after school.
She asked me;; "You wanna come with me after school?"
I said;; "Yeah sure."
We were feeling really excited cause this is like;; illegal.
I didn't tell my mom I was going out with her after school. She'll give a straight out flat 'NO'. No doubts about that.
And also;; that was the first time we went out with just the two of us.

;P

The class was at half past four;; the taxi we took was slow and we arrived at around 4:05-ish. It was freaking raining;; not just drizzling.
We have to run across the road with water coming from above and water waiting on the ground. (translation::puddles)

So while we half-walked;; half-ran;; we promised to meet at the Popular bookstore after the class. It should end at half-past four.

But what actually happened was we met at 5:00. I have to catch a cab at 5:30PM;; but she wanna spend time with me.
Precious time. Bowling time.
"That's not possible." That's what I said.
Poor Tsukiyai. From her face I know she REALLY wanna do that with me.

But I was gonna be in MAJOR trouble of I got caught arriving home in jeans;; striped cardigan over a white shirt.

So we settled for the date at McD's.

Let's enjoy the eye-feast laid out below!!!
(cause we're major hot stuff!) XDDDDDD











Joking~~~






I looked better under the yellow light:: the greatest invention everrrr!!!


Hahaa Nerdy smiles ;DD


Tsukiyai:: "Wanna share the burger duuuuuuude????"


Her side angle is very attractive. :DDDD


"I wanna go to the toilet..." XDDDDD






My lunch. I know;; sad right?? TT^TT







Her lunch.







XD. Love her EYES. They're so HUGE.
 
Anyway;; after that we walked a bit distance away and waited for the taxi.
Ugh;; the ROAD.

JAM-PACKED.

Right then I couldn't believe there's so many people in our country. I thought ours is a small one?

I got a taxi before Tsukiyai did.

And;; lo and behold;; of all the taxis that exist;; I have to get the taxi whose driver did not know the way to my home even though I gave him my address???? I panicked!
I mean;; we're talking about a frigging cab-driver!
 
He should be a walking GPS. A human-map version. With paper-colored skin and lines of reds;; blues and greens and dots and country-border line etched across his body like a tattoo.

;DDD

Cool.

He even get out of his car to ask for directions.







TT^TT
I was about to get grounded and he went and flirt with the wonderful young ladies over there. Mercy;; anyone?

Anyway;; I took the opportunity to take a few pictures of a very interesting subject:: me of course!

;P







Taa DAAAAAAA!!!!




Click again!







The prop (my bag) is from some kinda label...
It's a bag for climbing mountains and I use it to go to school.

Hahahaa
While I was self-indulging myself;; I got worried and looked around me. It was strangely familiar;; like I've been going this road for a thousand times...
Then I suddenly realized that I actually know the way! When he came back in;; saying;; "No one knows where you live;; no one knows;;" I quickly told him that "I knew".

My heart soared as I believed I was in luck. I gave him the directions.

When we turned the last corner;; my hopes had drained from me. I was skepticalll~~.

And I was right for being negative::
When I arrived home I totally freaked out:: My parents are frigging home!
TT^TT
 
My school attire was in my bag;; but I only stuffed in and didn't bother to fold them neatly cause my bag's really full:: Tuesdays are weight-drop days in our school.

It's weird cause mama and papa almost NEVER home at that time.

This is the funny part::
I went beside papa's Mercedes ML;; there's like a bush there and a shady tree that was just perfect for my shameful purpose:: put my school uniform back on.


XDDDD

I just wear them on the clothes I wore;; and since they were crumpled up like mad to fit in my bag;; it was REALLY crinkly.

Then I pushed the door bell. My heart beat against my chest like CRAZY;; I felt I've never learn how to breath.
 
No one answered.
 
I wanna come inside. Get a bath.

I pressed again.

Mama's face appeared at the door. She opened the little side gate with a remote control. I saw that she looked kinda confused.

"Mama! Look at my clothes!"
I kicked my plan into action. Here goes all. If I'm caught;; I'll be dead. Grounded for eternity and beyond than beyond. 

"What's wrong?" she responded to my faked vandalised tone. Inside;; my heart was jumping up and down like and over-excited pervert.
"I-"I hate myself! I think too much;; and couldn't string a few words without stuttering!
"Did you sleep at school?"
"No-What-Yeah!" Thank God I was always stuttering everyday.
"Everyone was looking at me;; it was really embarassing.." I walked pass the gate carefully;; looking at mama. She closed the gate while saying;; "It's nothing...! School's over now right?" Then she went back in.
She doesn't even look at me!

XDDDDDDDD

Thank GOD.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Unebelievable!

I'm at my mother's office right now. This is just unbelievable .. I should be sitting at home;; surfing the internet in bliss and eternal happiness;; but the most unfortunate thing happened. Suddenly my mom's voice could be heard calling my name from downstairs;; and naturally;; my response was;; "What the heck??!"

I went downstairs and she suddenly starts throwing suggestions .. "How about you come to the office and make yourself useful;; rather than sitting at home and wasting your life away in front of the computer??" She said with a sweet smile.


Though I'm not to be fooled. That's not a request;; that's an order! Even so she said it like she was suggesting it;; she forgot to add;; "Even if you don't want to you have to. There's no other choice available for you."


I mean;; she knows very well even if I did go to the office;; I was practically hopeless as I get bored easily;; thus that resulting on not really doing the job given properly.


=_=""


It's not really hard to admit it;; but it's kinda embarrassing though~


Anyway;; I've been here (at my mom's office) since 11 something till now;; and the clock in this screen shows it's approximately 4.30 PM.

Today turned out to be not as bad as I thought it would be;; I think it have something to do with my new rubix cube I brought along.


XD


Now that;; is awesomeness! :D


Anyway;; from morning till now I've been doing office work and it is kinda stressful cause my mom can't stop teasing me!

~O~"" Hoah~~!!


She said things like I wasn't a responsible person and stuff;; and don't know how to work .. I mean;; this is like;; what;; the second time I actually helped my mother with real paperwork!! What did she expect;;  a perfect;; clean result or something?


But I did make some silly mistakes .. And I'm not really a careful person;; the work I'm doing only involve some simple maths;; (though I've got to go through stashes of paper!)


But it feels great after I've done the work...


Makes me feel mature and can do anything;;
Ahaa ;P

New Love! <3

New favorite manga;; DOLL!! And I love the mangaka's other works too;; so deep and so moving ..


The manga was a collection of a couple of short stories .. That are surprisingly awesome! Just splendid stuff;; makes my heart beat in anticipation and dread when I finally realize what's in store for the characters ..


The characters in the manga are very well-drawn;; and I'll tell you that you will care if the character lives or dies. The plot can sometimes be unpredictable;; but I'll warn you;; there are some uncomfortable and grotesque things ..


And the drawings are enviable! The mangaka can draw expressions on the characters' faces very well!


The issues discussed in the manga are also quite disturbing and mind-prodding;; in short;; this is the kind of manga that will leave you wanting more after it was all over. This was my taste anyway;; I can't really guarantee 100% satisfaction;; as beauty is;; as everyone says;; in the eyes of the beholder.


What I find really interesting and mind-blowing might not be impressive for you;; but nevertheless this manga is absolutely worth checking-out. It's very heart-touching;; and made me cry ;(


Ahaa ;P

So;; this is basically what's it's all about::


There's this company;; they create dolls and sell them. These dolls are made to look like humans;; the company strives for perfection and customer-satisfaction. These dolls are basically robots;; they're strong;; they're emotionless and they're perfect;; in every way;; beautiful and unstained. They have no emotions;; no feelings;; and no desires. Their sole purpose is to serve their masters;; as long as they were needed. There also other parties who pushes the ambiguity between dolls and humans a bit further;; by giving services of to make the dolls more human-like;; you see;; they can actually be modified to bleed when slashed;; to leave a scar when it healed. So;; the compilations of short stories in this manga is basically about the relationship between humans and dolls;; and the reality that these humans were thrust into. All of the stories in this manga;; were about humans and dolls;; and some kinds of other stuffs as well ..


They are very haunting stories;; you'll find yourself getting troubled sometimes ... but they're brilliant!


Ohh;; but;; warning again;; there's some disturbed scenes;; but all in all;; it's a sweet treat!
So;; enough of blabbering! ;)

Haa;; here is the link::




DOLL:IC In A Doll